Get ready for the Wildest Party of the Year October 31st 2009!

The Dive Bar Adventures + Drinking with Strangers + No Flakes Singles Halloween Celebrity DJ Charity Party!

Details of the Huge Event:

1)Secret Castle!
2) Booze Galore!
3) Food Phantasm!
4) World Famous DJ!
5) Big Surprises!
6) The Deal!
7) Good Cause!

1) Secret Castle! No really its secret! You can not drive there and we don't give out the address...Your paid ticket includes a super spooky Van ride up into the Hollywood Hills and Back! This Castle has been used for countless movie sets... It has a drawbridge with heated moat and jacuzzi! And its Heated!!! I got the picture to prove it..Separate Dance Floor, and views of the entire downtown and Hollywood skyline! You will receive the Van Pick Zone after you have paid and it is released in October in just a few days...

***YOUR ADMISSION PRICE INCLUDES: 1 FREE TUMBLER OF OUR FAMOUS PARTY PUNCH (in 2 Flavors) AND 1 FREE ORDER OF TACOs with choice of (Chicken, Carnitas, or Veggie)***

2) Booze Galore! No really booze galore...

WELL DRINKS: $5
PREMIUM DRINKS: $7
JELLO SHOTS: $3
ALL SOFT DRINKS - JUICES - WATER: $2
RED BULL (FULL CAN) $4

Or the sexy bartenders and drop dead gorgeous shot girls.. Let's just say if you want a drink there will be a Goblin or Ghost who will get you one!

3) Food Phantasm! From the Fiery Pits of Hellish Halloween! There will be amazing food at below the level of Hell Prices! Flames of some charbroiled demon thing will be burning all night long! Hmm the tasty flesh of sinners! We had great food last year and this year we are topping it with even better selection and prices!
Tacos and Taco Plates
ALL Tacos $2
Combo Plate w/Taco $4 - Includes Rice, Beans, Pico de Gallo, and 1 Taco
Combo Plate w/Choice of any loose Taco filling $4 - Includes Rice, Beans, Pico de Gallo, and filling
Not shown in the photo - We will also have Fish Tacos

If you have not tried Alligator Tacos before - YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT - DELICIOUS!!!

4) World Famous DJ! Not just some NoHo Nobody! We got the Star Host of Rockstar SuperNova, VH1 Bands Reunited, and The Weekly XM/Sirius Alternative 80's Radio Show! Mister Richard Blade from the World Famous KROQ !!! He will be playing all your favorites from the 80's to Today! He Rocked us last year and he is back!!

5) Big Suprises! You know when Ken, Randy and Myself get together its going to be wild.. And after our naked retreat in mountains we have some big surprises coming your way! I can't speak of them right now.. But the Video on YouTube has been rejected 3 times!

Here is his message:

6) The Deal! Tickets are $50 for the first 600 tickets. We signed the Castle Contract, and so we are held to a maximum of 800 persons. Between Randy and Ken and I that is about 8,000 persons who can buy tickets, and that doesn't include their friends..

The Contract states a steep increase after 600 persons.. We sold 600 within the first week of October last year and we had half as many members!...After 600 tickets are sold due to the price increase to hold down the size, the Price is $70!

MEMBERS WHO PAY PROMPTLY WILL HAVE PRIORITY ENTRANCE OVER THOSE WHO DON'T

PLEASE SIGN UP AT ONLY ONE WEBSITE OF THE 3 GROUPS, SO WE DON'T HAVE DUPLICATES. THERE ARE NO REFUNDS FOR NO SHOWS OR CANCELLATIONS, BUT YOU CAN TRY AND SELL YOUR SPOT TO ANOTHER MEMBER.

So Don't Wait! Don't pay the extra $20 and Pleasseee Don't beg for the lower price in October! I can't do it... The stories from that night are priceless!

Like this one.... There was this one couple who dressed as super hero's well, he definitely was "Super hero Sized" cause every time She did.. Oops I can't tell that one.. You have to sign up and to find out what happened when his ex-girlfriend found him with two super friends!

7) Good Cause! As Dive Bar Adventure is a non-profit venture all DBA profits will go this year to various Celiac Foundations. As I have just been diagnosed with the disease I hope you will do all you can to help a worthy cause! (Celiac is an auto-immune reaction to gluten, destroys healthy cells, is deadly in children, and effects millions of Americans!) Please Visit http://wwwceliac.org... to see how you can help!

Dive Bar Pirate Party!!!

Its going to be Wild Night...




Hurray get your peg leg and dead parrot on as soo as you can! Mister Blinky and the Gang are going to Shiver Ye Timbers!!!

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WILD DIVE BAR UNDERGROUND PARTY!!!
Let's Party like its 1999 plus 1 more member!

Dive Bar Adventures celebrates its 2000th member!(*i know that's awhile ago see below*) And where do we celebrate it? At a Dive Bar of course!?! SIGN UP NOW



Mister Blinky and all old and new Dive Bar Adventurers are invited to celebrate all the wild adventures we have been on! All our old Video adventures will be projected on the Wall! Get drunk and Remember all your Sloshing good times!!!

We return to "THE DRAFT" don't remember the Draft? It was called the Port o'Call on Riverside Dr. and we zoomed in and out on our Valley Dive Bar Crawl... But my bud Eddie from the Happy Ending on Sunset is over there now.. So to celebrate we are getting 2 for 1 appetizers and $2.50 Budweiser's from 6-9pm ! Plus $4 well drinks all night long!

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I would like to see everyone RSVP for this shindig! We will be having a Beer Pong Championship Game, because THE DRAFT has Beer Pong Tables! So remember to RSVP and Say Beer Pong ME!!! You can WIN Frickin PRIZES!!!

No really its a dive bar.. Believe me! Just look at this picture:



That is Diveylicious!




Alas, I am also stepping down from my 80's Gen-X Meetup... :-? So Eddie has let me DJ the Sound System and I will be playing my 1,000+ catalog of 80's tunes from Billy Idol to Men without Hats to Journey to Cheap Trick.. And my 200+ 80's BOOTIE LA Mash-UPs!!! I have them all... And The Draft has a small but cool dance floor so Get ready to DaNcE !!!!

So 500+ Gen-X'rs wil be invited too!! I will always have an 80's place for ya!

All I ask is you help me take over this Dive Bar!!! They have tons of bar food from fried chicken to burgers.. Did I mention the Basketball Hoops Game? Or Try your luck on 1/2 dozen other little cool stuff they stuffed in there!


Smokers? Yea they have a covered patio too!!! And plenty of parking in the back and on the Street!!!

So Recap:

• 80's Tunes and Dancing
• 2.50 Buds, Two4one Apps, $4 Wells all night!
• Beer Pong Championship Tourney with Prizes!
• Dive Bar Home Movies on Wall!
• And tons of other fun stuff to do on a Sat Night!!!
• Free Parking behind and on Street!

Where?
The Draft
12430 Riverside Dr.
Studio City, CA 91607
818.508.8652

AUGUST 29th 2009 Saturday!!!

(Warning: This Event is for Mature Adults Only)
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This Dive Bar Adventure is rated NC-17, it contains transvestite go-go dancers, Beer & Babe strippers, uber-gay barflys and one Big Orange Bus into the Valley! (no I am serious it does contain all that)

If you or any of your guests have any personal, religious, moral, or ethical issues with the above lifestyles..
DO NOT RSVP FOR THIS JOURNEY..

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While on this adventure, any off color comment, slur, hand gesture, or any insulting or derogatory behavior will have you BANNED IMMEDIATELY from the group, and your profile will be sent to MEETUP Headquarters for removal from the network. Any slight barb or unkind wise-crack said out loud might create an unsafe situation for the group as a whole, not to mention stain my reputation as a Dive Bar Host...

Get Ready for the Adventure of a Lifetime! History is going to be made my dear adventurers! Accept no imitations in your Night Life Meetups! When you want Dive Bars and Adventure, there is only one Mister Blinky!

This is a costume excursion: 60-70's Sexual Revolution gear! The stranger the better! Hippies, Beatniks, flowerpower, militant butch fems, cross-dressing roller disco men, or even your favorite 70's porn star! If you don't have a 70's themed costume you will not be awarded the prized glowy band, acknowledged by your host, and you will listed as a no-show!

We begin the early evening at a Gay Dive Bar in Hollywood. This seedy little bar is the home of a great jukebox, cheap beer, and some very gay barflys. I didn't think gay barflys existed until I visited this hole in the wall..

4pm

The SpotLight Bar
1601 N Cahuenga Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90028-6201
(323) 467-2425
www.spotlightbar.com

From here we travel onto the Red Line at Hollywood and Vine Station just around the block. Where we hop on the Underground to reach the Valley!

If thirsty still, we can grab a quick spicy chicken wing and a beer at Big Wangs, a true dive in Hollywood, and not soo authentic dive in NoHo.. But great list of beers here and of course the wanna be hooter waitresses man the stations... Honey you have come a long way! Why no Hooterish Guys? stay tuned they are coming up...

Big Wangs NoHo
5300 Lankershim Blvd
North Hollywood, CA 91601
(818) 985-2449

After a brief chickWing stop, we board the Big Orange Bus!!! Your Red Line Metro All Day Pass is still good!

So we have done the gay dive, now the heterosexual man dive Babes & Beer. This is a "with booze" strip club if their license is still good. It is dicey and enticing in a sticky kind of way... Do not expect Super Models here.. These are working valley girls, so bring your dollar bills... Cheesy music, cheep beer and even cheesier babes abound.. Hmmm smell the hormones! Thank you sexual revolution!

Babes & Beer
www.babenbeer.com
18454 Oxnard St
Tarzana, CA 91356-1578
(818) 758-4800

So far Gay dive check, Man Dive check, how about a Viagra Cougar/Snaggletooth Den.. Oh yea I got that covered too.. We journey to the Club Sixty-25, where I could not find anyone under 35 in the entire place... Live cover band playing your favorite 70's soul and rock as only an all white cover band can destroy it in the heat of the valley... If you can't stand the heat of a 65 year olds pistol on hour 4 poking you...Just Thank the Science of the Sexual Revolution making it all possible!!! Can't take it? Then go across the street to a Russian Club for some Soviet Folk Rock dancing.. at Ivans..

Club Sixty 25
6025 Reseda Blvd
Tarzana, CA 91356
(818) 881-4311

Oh but we aren't done yet!!! I saved the best for last! Ladies we haven't forgotten you in your sexual revolution! Get ready for the Oxwood Inn... This is a Lesbian Dive Bar! But tonight you will need your prescription eye wear to guess who is male or female cause its "Club Shine" night!!! That's Transgender night! So besides the older regular lesbian barfly's you will also be overwhelmed by the cross dressing men and the men who love cross dressing men!!! (Need good old folks and food? Baronnes is across the street and they got a piano bar manned by AARP! Don't chicken out here, your almost done!

Get your disco shoes on cause the DJ here is great and the music floor is wide open~~

Club Shine @ the Oxwood Inn
13713 Oxnard St
Van Nuys, CA 91401
(818) 997-9666
www.oxwoodinn.com/


What Club Shine? Watch the Video.. Every Wens & Sat is Halloween!



So Before the Orange Line Shuts down, we speed away back to Holly Weird! And grab a night cap at the Beauty Bar! Fix your blonde highlights here and get down off your platform shoes cause... Its Club Hussy Night! with DJ Myles.. Unless its too packed then its around the corner to the Frolic Room!

Beauty Bar
1638 N Cahuenga Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90028
(323) 464-7676
www.beautybar.com

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YOUR GEAR AND INFO:

1) 70's Sexual Costume!
2) Spare cash for subway, strippers, drinks, and cover if group too

I Confess… I Confess

 

We enter the Mission…

A magical and spiritual place of sin and satisfaction. Mister Blinky has been collecting everyone’s sin and now has a role to play. As confessor general of all dive bar adventurers…

Each anonymous sin has a sinner, come with Dive Bar Adventurers and see if you can match the sin with the sinner..

If you can Mr Blinky has a special object of libation for you!!!

 

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Playa Del Rey Web Crawl... This Sunday starts at 3pm...More Pics online soon...

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Screw Santa Dive Bar Recon: Redline this Rudolph!

Dive Bar Adventures inc. goes underground literally!

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The Last Bar Crawl of the Year! Redline This Rudolf~

Warning~ This is the Famed E-Ticket Ride of the Year PLEASE READ Everything~!
Every Dive Bar excursion is rated from a level 1 A-Ticket (Exotic),a level 2 C-Ticket (Peculiar), to a level 3 E-Ticket (Deviant).This is an E-Ticket Dive Bar Adventure, it is a Deviant Tour underground through the bowels of Los Angeles via the Metro Red Line

Recon Plan:
1) Legend
2) Gear
3) Stops and Bars
4) Maps
5) Communication
6) Safety Skills

1) Legend:
Mister Blinky and his team of merry Safari Barfly hosts will take you from the hills of Hollywood to the downtown dives of the City of Fallen Angels. These are some of LA's wildest dives and coolest lounge scenes. We are taking the Metro Redline and Purple Line. It is the holidays so some bars may close early unexpectedly. We have taken every precaution to prevent any problems. But this is a "Recon" so despite checking with these bars in advance, (WE HAVE CHECKED~!~!) its a Holiday Weekend, so be prepared to stay close if we have to switch or skip a stop, due to weather, Metro, or sudden private parties blocking our way...

Dive Bar Legend:
ETB= Estimated Time of Boozing
DFX= Dive Factor Analysis 1=Barely Legal / Possibly Unsafe, 2=Dicey&Stinky, 3=Alternative Cool Vibes, 4=unfound Hipness, 5=Family Safe

Stick close to the Organizers!

2)Gear:
Wear comfortable shoes! Sneakers or rubber soles a must.
Elf shoes, fuzzy antlers, Glowy noses, Red Furry Hats all welcome
Bring cash $ Bars!!!! Getting a $5 dollar Metro all Day is easy with cash
Bring umbrella or Raincoat!. Check forecast for Rain, but just in case
Dress Warm! Scarves and over coats are mandatory!
Bring Cellphone~!



3) Stops and Bars
A) Uwink Staging Area (Hollywood Highland Mall 4th Floor) 5:30 to 6:30pm ETB: 60min DFX=5
In the Hollywood Highland Mall is an Upscale and Clean Bar Uwink it is on the fourth floor. Look for Mister Blinky here. He will have your glowy arm band, jingle bell necklace and other holiday treats.
(If you don't start here Good Luck on your own... Subways have no Cell Service)

B) Powerhouse Dive Bar 6:45-7:30pm ETB 40 min, DFX=2.78 (If Open otherwise REDLINE)
This venerable old dive has cheap PBR. The dicey and freaky peeps range from lost German tourists to rockabilly street actors, to the stray super hero. We leave Powerhouse to go Jump onto the Red Line at the Highland Station.

Get your Day Pass of $5 We go to the end of the Line on the Red Line

C) Traxx Bar Union Station ETB 40 min, DFX=4.13
We enter Union Station. We explore the amazing architecture of the 1925 and is listed on the National Register of Historical Monuments. The art deco Traxx bar closes early, so we hit this bar first and hop scotch our way back to Hollywood throughout the night.

North on Redline to Purple Line

D) Brass Monkey ETB 40 min, DFX=4.13
Dive Bar and Karaoke haven. This Monkey gets crazy every weekend. This Dive Bar meets The Regal Beagle TV set is just a 3 minute skip from the subway doors. We sing a song and dance a jig and remember to drink here cause there is a two drink minimum.. Just keep a drink in your hand.

E) The Prince Cafe ETB 40 min, DFX=3.37
This k-Town favorite is alive and well. The old castle feel and oversized booths welcome the tired Dive Bar Adventurer. Hidden in an old apartment building, the Prince is one of Korea Town's hidden gems. Its like walking into a Speakeasy run by nice waitresses.

Back to Redline

F) La Cita / Bar 107 ETB 60 min DFX=2.88
The Derby Dolls are taking over the back patio. The Mariachis are in the house. This Punk-billy-Reggae-Latino hipster hangout could be out of control. So if we can't get in through to the back or side entrance, we will head to the greatest little dive you may never heard of Bar 107. Bar 107 is TGIF meets Smog Cutter...

G) Check our Watches? Either we head back to 7 and 7 Grand or back to Hollywood to either Relax Bar or Tiny's KO. Seven is a cool upscale bar and 7 Grand is Whiskey bar / hunting lodge. If time permits... If the trains are running slow, then we head back to Hollywood and hit Relax Bar or Tiny's both true dives.

4) Maps http://www.metro.net/...

5) Communication:
Lost or Late Call me 213-7XX-XXX8 (Sign UP)
Twitter Me ~ www.twitter.com: MisterBlinky

6) Safety:
Do not stare at strangers in bars or subways. If you get motion sickness bring a barf bag.
Don't Venture out of bars alone have a pal with you. Bring Cellphone. Get a Room if you are drunk.

Hotels Near Last Stop: Hollywood Western / Hollywood Vermont
A.Super 8 Motel Hollywood - www.super8.com - (323) 467-3131 B. Travelodge Los Angeles/ Hollywood/ Vermont - www.travelodge.com - (323) 665-5735 C. Days Inn - www.daysinn.com - (323) 463-7171